You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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