id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
All I want is dick and wine.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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