i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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