I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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