Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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