The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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