Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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