We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i now understand why vodka
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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