I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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