i think my tv is drunk
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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