Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we made out on top of his cat.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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