One girl and one boy is just not enough.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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