haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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