IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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