I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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