Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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