K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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