That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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