Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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