Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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I just had sex on a roof
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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