Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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