yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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