You surviving the open bar?
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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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