i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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