I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize