She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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