You just made me feel so damn special
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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