Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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