u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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