Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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