you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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