I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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