I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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