Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we're making bets on your personal life
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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