hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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