just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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