Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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