I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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