He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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