I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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