My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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