My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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