We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I wish there were birth control emojis
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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