mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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