oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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