Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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