Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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