so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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