Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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