I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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